Finals are over. Papers are turned in. Grant proposals are being written. MUST BE SUMMER, AMIRITE?!?!? So what if it’s in the 50s and raining!?!?! I can’t be bothered with such details. Seeing as how I am too sore to even attempt to stand from a seated position or sit … Continue reading
I want to post a re-cap of my finals (since I didn’t go to blend) but I’d feel like a major asshole for doing so. Tonight or tomorrow night I’ll have a post with a delicious chocolate sauce, but for right now, I am praying for the people in Oklahoma. … Continue reading
This morning in “what the HELL???” Mountain Dew has a breakfast drink. No really. I’m not kidding. The beverage company that rotted my hillbilly relatives’ teeth and I think might actually double as radium in nuclear bombs is taking over the most important meal of the day. Why. Just, why? … Continue reading
Yesterday was Mother’s Day, the day where we’re all supposed to feel like queens or some such nonsense. It was lovely, there was pizza, but today is most certainly back to business as usual. You see, the Peanut loathes having any sort of even slightly, not noticeable to anyone but … Continue reading
Happy Mother’s Day! I took the Sunday Sweet photos today, so needless to say, my holiday is getting off to a raucous start! You know, after all of the in-bed loitering and stuff I did this morning. I know you all are wondering if there was shirtless coffee. There was. There … Continue reading